felix a écritCitation :January 23, 2008
Live-Blogging "American Idol"
Welcome, welcome! I'm back on my own tonight, but Kim said she had fun yesterday and wants to join in the live-blogging action again in the near future. Hot!
Tonight, we're auditioning in Charleston, SC. Weird, but true.
8:01 p.m. Simon thinks he's on the West Coast.
8:02 p.m. Some guy's wife's water just broke! But don't worry, he says he MIGHT make it back but the baby is the number one priority. I'm glad that he thinks that.
8:03 p.m. Raysharde says he sounds like Clay Aiken, which I don't think would be something to tell people to impress them but different strokes. He gets three nos.
8:05 p.m. This girl is from the same town as Kellie Pickler. I hope she's not as dumb as Kellie, or as dumb as Kellie acts. I can't decide if Kellie really is dumb. Oh wow--this one has a potty mouth. I like her! Whoops, her shirt is kind of falling off. And she's shouting. And she's kneeling. Simon likes her "passion and anger and getting down on your knees." Heh. She gets three nos. Bad start.
8:11 p.m. I'm covered in flour. I'm trying bake banana bread during commercial breaks (sorry MarquisPoster, no chips this time).
8:12 p.m. OMG! This couple met on the "American Idol" message boards! They're speaking in "Star Wars" references! They're going to audition together. Randy and Crystal. They can't stop holding hands. They're singing a duet, to each other. Randy starts. He's awful, and nervous. Aw. Oh! Crystal jumps in. She's not good, either. Simon says it was "complete torture." Hahaha, Crystal asks if she should stop singing at family functions. Simon says yes.
8:15 p.m. Um, I'm officially in love with the brother and sister Lampkin duo. They're so happy! Oh sh*t, and they're kind of awesome at singing. At least in my opinion. I wonder what Kim would say. Randy gives only Jeffrey a yes. Paula gives them both a yes. It comes down to Simon, and he nicely lets them both through. Aw.
8:24 p.m. A medley of people who can't sing, "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood. Lurve this song. Carrie is my second fav "Idol," behind Clarkson, of course.
8:26 p.m. Now there's cute girl talking about abstaining from drugs and alcohol. She's a panel member of STARS, which stands for Students Teaching and Respecting Sexuality. Now she's preaching her word to Simon. He tells her she's absolutely right about her stance on sex and marriage and promises to live like that from now on. She sings Christina Aguilera. I bet Aguilera didn't wait 'til marriage to have sex. Simon says a lot of people are going to find this girl annoying and starts talking to her in a little girl voice. But she gets through to Hollywood. Simon tells her to stay away from Seacrest, and vows that she'll be made unpure soon enough.
8:34 p.m. A girl named London who grew up in Charleston is next. Her dad died of cancer, and when he was sick, she had to put her music on hold. Now she wants to pursue her dreams. That's nice. She's really pretty. And has a good voice. Randy says she has a nice tone. Paula says the same thing using different words. Simon says she's good but not unique, because there are lots of girls who are pretty that can sing. BUT, they all say yes and she's through.
8:43 p.m. Paula's wearing arm warmers! It's the only way to explain those things on her arms.
8:44 p.m. A military chick is going to audition. She's in the Air Force. That's bad*ss. Uh oh, she's going to sing "Black Velvet." That's the kind of song New Jersey Shore karaokers sing. She gets a no. I blame the song.
8:46 p.m. Aretha's next. Not so sure about her outfit. Not sure at all. Simon criticizes her outfit first, her singing next. She disagrees. She said she has a beautiful voice. She said she stops crowds with her voice. Even I knew she was pitchy. She won't leave because she's really not OK with the judges' decision. On her way out, Paula goes, "is she married? Poor husband." Mean! I like it.
8:50 p.m. Joshua Boson sings "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going." He's not good. The judges turn him down. He says the competition is fake and rigged. Then he slams the door. He's gotta alotta attitude! He's looking to be the next WORLD idol, he says. Fancy!
8:56 p.m. Whoa whoa whoa. That "Moment of Truth" commercial was ridic. They usher out some dude's dad and he goes, "If I apologize, do you promise to forgive me for not being more present in your life?" That's f*cking intense.
8:58 p.m. The guy whose wife had a baby came back! And he dragged his poor wife and new kid. Dude, she just pushed out a human and that human just got pushed out, and you make them get up and come to the "American Idol" audition? Anyway, he's bad and gets three nos. But now he's dragging the kid and wife into the audition room! Simon says he feels like its his baby. Creepy. The baby looks like a doll. I think babies are weird and they freak me out.
THE END.
source:
http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ilovet ... dol-1.html
merci felix!!!
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